Post by Johnny on Dec 19, 2007 4:37:00 GMT
We received the following joke via email, so thought we'd share it with you all. If you have any seasonal jokes to add, please feel free to do so!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "This represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolise?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess
something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "This represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolise?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
